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Thursday, December 22, 2016

Trump Appoints Rob Ford As DEA Chief Posthumously

Rob Ford receives DEA appointment from President Trump
Calling him "a tremendous expert on all things drug," President Trump nominates Rob Ford, former mayor of Toronto, as Chief of the Drug Enforcement Administration. Critics have questioned the choice of a Canadian for the top government post, proposing similarly qualified US candidates such as former D.C. mayor Marion Berry or New York Assemblyman Steve Katz.

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

Did Trump Really Land on the Moon?

We are not certain. It is possible. Please do note that President-elect Trump does not cast a shadow, and his tie is not flying in the same direction as the wind-swept flag of the greatest country on earth (and the moon).